Posted on 09/15/2009 8:49:51 AM PDT by Enterprise
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Yhello! Yhello! Yhello!
THE NEW STATUS QUO - (not so new)
When Obama speaks of the dreaded Status Quo he
is attempting to marshal 60s anti-establishment,
Political Science majors who rebelled against the
man. You can find them woven into the fabric of
America. They are educators, lawyers, politicians,
Journalists, Union members and Representatives.
Yet... they are THE MAN.
They are the Status Quo.
They are a nerdy herd of Vietnam War protesters
stuck in a time warp. They are conformists - grossly
out of touch, self validating, elitist snobs. Yet the
image of America they loathe is a crystal clear
reflection of themselves.
Obama is correct... the Status Quo must be dismantled.
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Whew!
Off my chest.
Feel much better now.
Thanks for the ping ENTERPRISE!!!
Good morning one and all. If someone has a ping list please fire away!
I don’t ping. I just lurk here! LOL! ;-)
Howdy.
PIMP PING FOR RUSH!
Hi! Ping list please!
Thanks!
Waiting patiently..thank God for Rush!
Are you a Liberal? Yes or No?
Mornin’ CC.
Mornin Lurker!
You’re back. When did that happen?
How are you feeling? Sorry I missed
your triumphant return.
The last couple of weeks have been spectacular beyond description. And MORE to come!
Ping a ling a ding dong.
Hello, everyone.
Thanks for the thread, Enterprise.
NO!
Thank you!
Good Morning!
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