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To: KarlInOhio
Mary had a little lamb
She ate it with mint jelly
and everywhere that Mary went
the lamb went in her belly

I'm game...

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
And now it goes to school each day
Between two chunks of bread

31 posted on 09/14/2009 12:30:33 PM PDT by MAexile (Bats left, votes right)
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To: MAexile

Just to let you know-—I had tears coming out of my eyes, I was laughing so hard.


38 posted on 09/14/2009 12:37:00 PM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: MAexile; KarlInOhio

Mary had a little lamb
It’s fleece was white as snow
But when she slit his little throat
My, how the blood did flow.


43 posted on 09/14/2009 12:39:12 PM PDT by Graybeard58 ( Selah.)
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To: MAexile; KarlInOhio

Mary had a little lamb,
she loved the rascal dearly.
Especially when simmered slow
with garlic wine and barley.


68 posted on 09/14/2009 1:21:22 PM PDT by getitright (Are you hoping to change back yet?)
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To: MAexile
I always liked this one even though it has nothing to do with killing the lamb...

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was black as soot
And every where that Mary went
His sooty foot he put

70 posted on 09/14/2009 1:23:02 PM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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