Oh, it is big news, don’t worry..
It don’t fit the template. Therefore, not news.
We should all stop by our local ACORN office and ask why it is that they stand for the kidnapping of young foreign children for the purpose of illegally smuggling them into our country for the purposes of having sex.
Be sure to bring your video camera to record their response. Make sure ACORN sees it this time. (You don't want to be prosecuted by the Maryland States Attorney.)