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To: fortunate sun
I'm ugly.

But I am constantly getting laid; my career is incredible; and animals are drawn to me.

Of course, my career choice is to be a gigalo for llamas, so......

12 posted on 09/09/2009 6:39:13 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Tagline pawned: Ticket Number 1032983. Redeem by Oct 4, 2009.)
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To: Lazamataz
>>>”and animals are drawn to me”>>>>

Those are not animals Laz, those are REALLY ugly women.

18 posted on 09/09/2009 6:47:21 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: Lazamataz

Once you go alpaca, you’ll never go backa.


24 posted on 09/09/2009 6:57:41 AM PDT by Sloth (Ted Kennedy's brain tumor has killed more people than my gun.)
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To: Lazamataz

ROTFL ! Laz- you made my day with that completely unexpected and very funny comment. Thanks.


29 posted on 09/09/2009 9:06:05 AM PDT by Red Boots
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To: Lazamataz

I’m so glad you’re back Laz...


30 posted on 09/09/2009 9:10:44 AM PDT by GOPJ (Who received the Van Jones FBI reports and who over-ruled the findings? fr:thouworm)
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