But, there’s plenty of good news on the entertainment front. In 25 years of practice, I’ve never heard a judge (or even heard about a judge) tell to two lawyers, on the same side, to “push their chairs closer together” - in open court, no less. C’mon, that’s comedy gold and surely a story to be told to every 1L in the country.
But you do have a solid month of being an Obama troll on FR. Congrats, buttsniff