[Richard Kimball]

Also, they do it to get chicks. They can't do sports, they aren't good looking, or fun to be around, so they go for nerdy chicks by being intellectual radicals. It all boils down to the basics in the end.

Actually, they do it to get guys.

[Huck]

Nah, all you gotta do to get homos is hang out at a rest area or a public restroom. They really don’t care about politics or anything except weiners.