[Xenalyte]

Let us all thank God for His wisdom.

Some days, I have wondered why He created osteoporosis.

Then I read something like this, in which He has provided the cure for His malady, and my faith is restored.

Ben Franklin was right ... beer is indeed proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

[humblegunner]

I'm getting healthy right now!

Some days, I have wondered why He created osteoporosis.

So that I can watch Sally Field's commercials for Boniva.

Leftist nut she may be, but she's hot for an old broad.

[Allegra]

Then I read something like this, in which He has provided the cure for His malady, and my faith is restored.

And the medicine goes down so easily.

I guess I'll have to have beer daily so my bones will stay nice and strong.