Posted on 09/06/2009 5:59:27 AM PDT by kingattax
There is a serious requirement for a quantitative rating system to accurately determine the precise amount of anguish and suffering being exacted on American citizens by each action and policy of the Obama administration. At this point in time, the preponderance of this pain is being felt by conservative-leaning citizens, since most of those on the left are still numb with the debilitating disease, "Obama Messiah Syndrome". This is thankfully beginning to dissipate, as indicated by recent polls, and pain levels on the left will soon approach the rest of the country. In my selfless attempt to fulfill this urgent need, I have used the model of the "Schmidt Sting Pain Index".
The Schmidt Sting Pain Index is a scale developed by entomologist Justin Schmidt, who allowed himself to be bitten by dozens of venomous insects in order to gauge their pain level and rate them on a scale ranging from 1.0 to 4.0+. His account is harrowing and painful to read
(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...
Pretty funny. Though I’m not sure his Obama pain rankings match mine.
That was really good. Both, the original insect bit version and the Obama socialism version. I just wish it wasn’t so true.
Didn’t we once have a Karter Misery Index. Who remembers how that was calculated?
The Carter Misery Index was calculated by taking the percentage of unemployment plus the percentage of annual inflation.
I’ve got a headache THIS BIG...and it’s got Palin written all over it!
(spoofing old Excedrin headache)
*(spoofing old Excedrin headache COMMERCIAL)
Right on the money, except for this:
“Feels like a mild jab in the groin, mitigated by the knowledge that most of the Red Shirts (ACORN) and Purple Shirts (SEIU) probably won’t show up unless they are paid.”
Whatever mitigation is involved is more than offset by the aggravation of realizing that much of what is paid to these agitators ultimately can be traced back to taxpayer funding!
And since the law maker judges said that Ashcroft as AG can be held personally liable, look out BamaKennedy and your misery making band of czars!!!!
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