$30 billion will buy a lot of duct tape.
And worth every penny. A little duct tape can fix almost anything. No need to crush old cars. Heck, I knew a guy who blew a U-joint in the middle of Wyoming, on the Interstate, and he taped his drive line together and drove 100 miles on in to Laramie.
It's always helpful if your Czars flap their gums too much too.