Posted on 09/03/2009 8:32:22 AM PDT by Joiseydude
Dear Oprah,
I started to write: "Having a wonderful time. Wish you were here." But you know better. Being president isn't fun and games like I hoped. And I really don't wish you were here. I could use a friend, but I need someone more popular than I am like I need Arlen Specter. This summer I've got enough grief. It turns out the crowds that shout my name aren't always saying nice things. That gets old fast.
I should have guessed it wasn't going to be a picnic when the Chief Justice couldn't even get the oath right. That mistake was uglier than Aretha Franklin's hat. Talk about bad omens! But even so, the first part of the year went so well. We passed the stimulus package and taught those Republicans that elephants aren't the only thing that never forgets. I didn't even give them a chance to read that bill. They were too busy eating my dust.
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funny
How true ... and funny.
“Hope your ratings stay better than mine,
Barry, oops, Barack”
He will take them all down with him! Thank GOD for small favors!
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