“3. Please write an essay on what George Washington, Jon Adams and Thomas Jefferson would do to Obama if they could get their hands on him.”
Public School Kids answer: “Who are those first three guys? And why do they want to get their hands on Obama? They must not like black people or something!”
The original lesson plan from the Dept. of Education included suggesting the students list their favorite obama quotes. My sister said her children were gonna write their favorites were “Don’t get all wee wee’d up” and “I’ve now visited 57 states.”