[Cementjungle]

I was going to suggest keeping them home, claiming they have the flu... but that would probably get them sent off to some quarantine facility somewhere.

[jersey117]

You’re not kidding. They’re already quaranting them at some univertiies.

[Steve Van Doorn]

Why do we need to have an excuse to take your own child out of school?

The simple words from lord of the Rings was so dead on:
"my business is of my own"