[glock rocks]

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." --Frank Zappa

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." --Benjamin Franklin

"You can never buy beer. You just rent it. --Archie Bunker

"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." --Dave Barry

"I recommend..bread, meat, vegetables, and beer." --Sophocles

"I work until beer o'clock." --Stephen King

DOUGH... the stuff...that buys me beer...
RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...
ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer,
FAR..... the distance to my beer
SO...... I think I'll have a beer...
LA...... La la la la la la beer
TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
That will bring us back to...(Looks into an empty glass)
D'OH!

[YouGoTexasGirl]

I had to look and see if my husband posted this...as he knows the sayings by heart!

Shiner beer had a funny billboard years ago, “Shiner Beer, Goes Through Hundreds of Quality Czechs daily”!

[ditto h]

LOL