[sourcery]

The myth is that WE (the Ugly Americans) created the tsunami because global warming. Or missile tests.

Neither global warming nore missile tests can't cause earthquakes, and so can't cause earthquake-generated tsunamis. That's beyond reasonable dispute.

Nuclear detonations are another matter—they might cause earthquakes. But we don't do those anymore—although others still do.

[a fool in paradise]

Karl Rove had a weather making machine, didn’t you hear?