Saudi Assassin Hid Explosives in his Body/Behind

Themedialine ^ | 8/31/2009 | Rachelle Kliger

[abu afak]

New details reveal the man who tried to assassinate a Saudi prince got past palace security with explosives hidden in his Rectum. -

The man who tried to assassinate Saudi Arabia’s anti-terror chief last Thursday managed to get past security in a Jeddah palace by hiding explosives in his Rectum. -

Details of the assassination attempt, the first against a member of the Saudi royal family in decades, were revealed to the pan-Arab Al-Arabiyya. - The method of hiding explosives inside the body is unprecedented among Al-Qa’ida terrorists, and may draw a re-examination and alteration of security arrangements around sensitive facilities and individuals in the Saudi kingdom...."

[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

But, but, I thought that that these people were all about being clean and holy.

Don’t make me put a s tag on this.

[william clark]

A choice David Huddleston line from Blazing Saddles comes to mind.

[2111USMC]

Eyewitnesses said there were body parts and blood all over the room after the bombing took place, except for the area where the prince was seated.

Sounds like it was messy.

[RichInOC]

Excellent. Isolate him and blow his brains out.

[abu afak]

as to the new security this will engender in Sandy Arabia...

Dogs Sniff there anyway- even without being trained.
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[GladesGuru]

“If he was on a government healthplan it could have just been a nasty emma mishap. ;-) “

Or, had the terrorist been a Vet, it could have been the result of a used enema system, improperly cleaned.

[DJ Taylor]

After a bomb was found in a traveler’s shoe, TSA made travelers take off their shoes to pass through security. After a liquid bomb was found, TSA prohibited travelers from taking liquids on aircraft.

Now, after a bomb is found in some Muslim’s crack, TSA will....

The heck with it, I’m taking the bus.

[Natural Law]

"The man who tried to assassinate Saudi Arabia’s anti-terror chief last Thursday managed to get past security in a Jeddah palace by hiding explosives in his Rectum. -"

Your airport experience has just gotten decidedly worse.

[Boogieman]

Or maybe from the Dark Knight, where the joker cut a guy open and hid the explosives in his guts, then sewed him back up. I’m guessing that would be the next evolution of this trend, if they start doing cavity searches.

[GladesGuru]

Brain activity with guillotine cases seems to show cessation of response within 20 to 30 seconds.

Not that one cares how much pain a terrorist causes himself.

[SeminoleSoldier]

At least he died happy.

[MrPiper]

Gives new meaning to "dirty bomb" and "anal retentive".....

saying that, I doubt this will be repeated since its was a rectal failure.........;-)

[dools007]

What a pain in the ass!!!

[DuncanWaring]

Weren’t there a couple of Russian airliners a few years back apparently downed by suicide bomberettes with explosives concealed in bodily cavities?

[Eagles6]

Wonder why they capitalize “Rectum”?

[WayneM]

The Mother of all farts!!!

[bicyclerepair]

Don’t they practice packing explosives with each other using an appendage of their own as a substitute?

[Stosh]

The epitome of Arab research in military technology: exploding *ssh*les.

[beaware]

seems like it would make the visit with the 72 virgins a little awkward...

[Randy Larsen]

You Have to be shittin’ me!

What’s next, fake eyeballs?