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To: big black dog

My kids tell their friends their Dad roots for the Japanese when watching “Whale Wars”

In fact, I simply tell them that the “Steve Irwin” can only conduct their staged outrage and faux activism against other civilized, modern parties.
Ghandi would not have lasted 5 minutes against the Soviets.


26 posted on 08/31/2009 12:18:23 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: PGR88
My kids tell their friends their Dad roots for the Japanese when watching “Whale Wars”

In fact, I simply tell them that the “Steve Irwin” can only conduct their staged outrage and faux activism against other civilized, modern parties. Ghandi would not have lasted 5 minutes against the Soviets.

I admit, I root for the Japanese too, although I think their "harvest for scientific study" is highly bogus.

I have this fantasy about "Whale Wars" where a Japanese warship shows up on the horizon just as the crew of the Steve Irwin are in the middle of doing something incredibly stupid and dangerous--like, oh, say rammming another ship at sea?

The Japanese declare them pirates (which, it appears to me, that they are--albeit incompetent, muddle-headed pirates) and sink their sorry lib asses with a few well-placed 76 mm rounds after they refuse to surrender and be boarded.

Then I feel guilty about that for a while, so I have another beer.

"Nuke the Gay Whales for Jesus!"

41 posted on 08/31/2009 12:58:44 PM PDT by filbert (More filbert at http://www.medary.com)
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