The Pirates was ridiculous. First, they had the pirates chasing women (pretty true, although having some of them chase men would have also been historically accurate); then they had them chasing women with food (gimme a break. That’s the first thing you think about after months at sea?); then they had the women chasing the pirates (uhhhh, no.)
Not to mention the pirate getting busy with the pig.
...and the BIG SUPER DOOOOOPER johny dep movie tie in was..........two lame animatornics that resembled dep. (oh and the put in new speakers to replace the old speakers they had to replace ANYWAYS)