If I were a corrupt politician (like Charlie Rangel “allegedly” is, but that HAS NOT been proven) and if I wanted to get away with being all dirty and corrupty and cheaty on my taxes... I would make sure that the public schools in my district failed and never taught my constituents anything... then I would force them to attend those public schools for 12 years... or drop out and collect welfare checks that I would deliver to them... either way, they would be so stupid that they would re-elect me over and over again and I would be able to lie, cheat and steal my way to tremendous wealth and power! Hahahahahahahahaha!!! Haaahaaaahaaaahaaa (evil laugh).
I hope Charlie doesn’t steal my evil idea (not that he would steal) before I get a chance to... uh oh... wait a minute!... what??... somebody’s already doing that!?!? Why are all of the good ideas already taken? :(
Oh well, I will just watch my favorite Charlie Rangel video and then I will feel much better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdtFWCrCh0s
LOL!
That’s a clssic and Charlie is way ahead of your scheme. :-)