I don't like to sound unneighborly, but I'm getting a bit tired of "furriners" here. You can't swing a cat around here without hitting about 10 of them, all telling us how wonderful it is "back home".
I've been wanting to find an old bumper sticker I had on my van. It read:
HOWDY! Welcome to Texas.
NOW GO HOME!!
If I find one, I'll pick one up for you too.
Don’t worry Basil. They only come here to retire or buy up everything in town
They don’t wanna work.