Our own kickback, bakeesh, and payoff records will remain SECRET
because WE have our own platinum-plus health care plan.
I am, still horny. Let's all head back to Barney's Congressional brothel
for a sandwich orgy with our daily lobbyist kickbacks, all in honor of Teddy.
That photo reminds me of the Addams Family, complete with Thing waiving over Uncle Fester’s shoulder.
No my friends, the podium did not shake from an earthquake.
My viagra just kicked in.