Then evolutionary biology is not science. Paleontology is not science. Cosmology is not science. Etc, etc, etc.
Needless to say, there are a ton of historical scientists who would vehemently disagree with you:
http://spot.colorado.edu/~cleland/articles/Cleland.Geology.pdf
I will tell you what. Google the definition of History. History is a description of past events. Oral, written, electronic. Lets repeat again. History is a description of past events. It is not science.
I also saw the original article of the scientists who believed that Jesus rode dinosaurs. There are a couple hundred in a field of tens of millions.
To be quite frank, you are giving Christians, and religion in general, a bad name here with your non-arguments. Thats why I still feel you must be joking around in a sick sort of way.