“This is the key. Tell them something, anything, just don’t tell them the truth. I’m a hispanic, high school drop out, union member, making $453,069 and my religion is wiccan. “
I was thinking about telling them ESL even though I’m white. Heck I could be a light skinned Hispanic wanted for serial murders in Mexico. That should make them happy.
Good one, (wiccan) and tell them you cast spells on evil people as your occupation!!!