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Dem HQ vandalism suspect makes first court appearance

08/26/2009 02:17:59 PM MDT

Denver Post [ Excerpt]

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A 24-year-old Denver man suspected of causing $11,000 in damage to Colorado Democratic Party headquarters made his first court appearance this morning.

A small smile appeared on vandalism suspect Maurice Joseph Schwenkler's face as he saw more than a dozen supporters gathered in the courtroom.

His bail was set at $5,000.

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a group of flannel-clad 20-somethings, declined to comment after today's hearing.

"We haven't been able to talk to her," one woman said. "We don't know why she broke the windows."

The woman did not provide further information about the gender discrepancy. The Denver Police Department has identified Schwenkler as a man.

[Feline_AIDS]

I knew something was strange about “Maurice.”

[ravingnutter]

OMG...what else is there to say...and I am usually not one to be rendered speechless.

[Old Sarge]

The reason is right there in the first sentence:

because they wanted conservatives blamed

[oh8eleven]

The Denver Police Department has identified Schwenkler as a man.
I____don't____think____so.

[Buck W.]

“One post is titled “Obama’s War On Queer and Trans Youth.” “

Reminds me of “The Mouse That Roared”. I’m expecting the queer and trans youth (ie, Grand Fenwick) to declare war on BHO and win.

[the invisib1e hand]

Either because they wanted conservatives blamed or because of the natural antipathy radical young leftists have for establishment liberals, two anarchists reportedly smashed up the Colorado Democratic party headquarters.

This is how you make rank in the party. They'll lionize him now.

It's like a Mafia hit.

[sirchtruth]

gender discrepancy

Excuse me!!! Just WTF is "Gender Disrepancy?" It could not be less than some weirdass pinko anarchist!

Throw "it" in jail and let the inmates sort out the gender, I'm sure they're qualified!

[RikaStrom]

home

[AnAmericanMother]

Dang. I thought ol' Maurice looked pretty effeminate . . .

. . . "Ariel Attack"? That's even a goofy name for a transsexual! "Maureen Schwenkler" wasn't good enough?

[sirchtruth]

The Denver Police Department has identified Schwenkler as a man.

LOL! It's name is "Schwenkler?" I think this name may mean "tiny Schlong" in one of those European languages.

[SolidWood]

This Rachel Maddow lookalike will make a nice prison bride.

[wardaddy]

Jewish Tranny looks like....many of those around?

is there anything in the Talmud about that?

[Not A Snowbird]

I thought he looked a little girly.

Or does she look manly?

I’m so confused.

[Clioman]

Sorta gives the term “raging hormones” a whole new meaning...

[Dallas59]

Tingly!

[Falcon4.0]

Well, we now have the Obama version of the "Reichstag fire".

[SnuffaBolshevik]

Why does this stuff have to be so difficult?

Take “it” to booking, have “it” drop it’s pants, have a normal person assess the plumbing then send him or her to the appropriate lock-up.

Interaction with fellow inmates then continues in the same fashion as it has for millennia.

[SnuffaBolshevik]

Why does this stuff have to be so difficult?

Take “it” to booking, have “it” drop it’s pants, have a normal person assess the plumbing then send him or her to the appropriate lock-up.

Interaction with fellow inmates then continues in the same fashion as it has for millennia.

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

Here in Colorado, our Dem Congressdroid is holding an "invitation-only" meeting tomorrow. Yes, invitation-only. (Hey, if you want to hear what your constituents think, you've just gotta keep out all the riffraff, doncha know?)

This latest news from Denver inspires me to create a poster something along these lines:

WE DON'T NEED TO FAKE A HATE-CRIME TO RALLY OUR BASE

 

Or maybe a poster aimed squarely at the Astroturfers who will no doubt be getting invitations and who will provide "muscle" to keep us a safe distance away:

"Union Label" used to mean something more than just paid thugs bused in to fake a "Grass Roots" Rally