Why Man invented big screen TV...
We have this at the Browns/Indians stadiums, which is ironic since cigarette taxes were raised to pay for them.
Yep, you got that right. I last went to an NFL game 5 years ago. Not only was there no smoking-- the nosebleed section was so steep and high that I could have used oxygen and a defibrillator; the beer was $6+ per cup and some fools were getting blasted on it; the commercial timeouts were boring; and the players were so far away that you had to watch the big screen to find out what happened.
After that, I opted for the at home $.50 beer and popcorn, restroom 15 paces away on level ground and a DVR that could skip the commercial timeouts.