Spoof of Clarence Carter’s 1970s hit Patches
original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rhy2rBqrao
parody lyrics by me
My father was a drunk old man
I could see him with the Chivas in his hand
He put a blonde in the pond
Didn’t think he did anything wrong
Never spent any time in jail
Got re-elected without fail
Oh life’s not easy for a Kennedy
The booze and the broads and the pills you see
One night Daddy took me to his dyin’ bed
Poured himself a Chivas and with tears he said
He said, Patches I’m dependin’ on you son
To pull the family through
My son it’s all left up to youu
I am not sorry one bit that he is dead.
LOL!