Ted Kennedy: I got away with murder, and I promoted abortion!
St. Paul: NEXT
“Tabloids are reporting that Sen. Ted Kennedy has an illegitimate 21 year-old son. Apparently, Kennedy isn’t denying the report, but the kid is.” —Conan O’Brien
“The Supreme Court confirmation hearings got pretty heated yesterday. Ted Kennedy questioned Judge Alito’s integrity when Alito was at Princeton. As you may know, Kennedy was kicked out of Harvard for cheating. So when it comes to questionable integrity at college he knows what he is talking about.” —Jay Leno