Arrggh, the dreaded birth panels.
—You, in the loo! You, use the lift!
—Not in the hallway, please!
—St. James or Hyde Park should do nicely. Maybe some Yank physician on holiday can help you.
You didn’t see the UK article last week about the mother who gave birth on the sidewalk because the midwife told her to walk to the hospital? They said she didn’t need an ambulance.
Look on the bright side. It freed up the room for someone else.