[Steely Tom]

Witnesses told police the homeowner scuffled with the intruder before striking him in the head with a tire iron. The suspected intruder was taken to a local hospital, where he died.

Yeah, they can't do much for you at the hospital when you leave half your brain on someone's welcome mat.

[GovernmentShrinker]

Something tells me this guy didn’t have a lot of brains in the first place. Did he not know how to operate the shotgun? I mean, how does a guy wielding a tire iron get close enough to a guy wielding a shotgun to connect the tire iron with the shotgun-wielder’s head?

[VeniVidiVici]

Yeah, they can't do much for you at the hospital when you leave half your brain on someone's welcome mat.

And yet, odd enough, Ted Kennedy seems to do just fine.