[SamAdams76]

If this continues, Bono of U2 won't be able to afford to self-importantly traipse around the globe and lecture the rest of us about how we should give more of our money to such non-existent causes as global warming.

Well I hereby donate all the money I would have given U2 to...global warming.

[Still Thinking]

Well I hereby donate all the money I would have given U2 to...global warming.

I'd like to contribute some money to global warming. All these idiot lefties contributing all this money to fight it, and no one standing up on warming's side -- it just doesn't seem fair.