Dear Ma’am Boxer, The US Naval Center Bethesda has approved your brain transplant operation. We will contact you as soon as the box of rocks arrives. In the meantime, please refrain from any activities that would require you to use common sense as we are aware of your severe cranial limitations. Continue your normal life until the operation is confirmed but avoid any speaking or thinking.
“Dear Ma’am Boxer, The US Naval Center Bethesda has approved your brain transplant operation. We will contact you as soon as the box of rocks arrives. In the meantime, please refrain from any activities that would require you to use common sense as we are aware of your severe cranial limitations.”
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