Silly goose your being absurd... :) I did laugh when I read this...
I didn't even smile. I've had a colostomy and 9 months later a reconnect, followed over the years by 3 seperate hernia surgeries from the original surgery, followed by periodical intestinal blockage by scar tissue build up......not too much fun.
(But hey! I can take a joke.)
I was laughing at his being absurd. My father had one before he died of cancer. I pray you were not offended.
Regards,