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Dolphins Blamed For Woman's Slip And Fall
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| August 20, 2009
Posted on 08/22/2009 6:21:25 AM PDT by KeyLargo
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posted on
08/22/2009 6:21:25 AM PDT
by
KeyLargo
To: KeyLargo
I hope the dolphins have deep pockets.........
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posted on
08/22/2009 6:23:57 AM PDT
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: KeyLargo
They left the stadium Griese?
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posted on
08/22/2009 6:24:35 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
To: Lakeshark
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posted on
08/22/2009 6:25:44 AM PDT
by
Dr. Ursus
To: KeyLargo
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posted on
08/22/2009 6:26:15 AM PDT
by
upchuck
(Neuter them in 2010 - Send them packing in 2012.)
To: Lakeshark
"I hope the dolphins have deep pockets........."
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posted on
08/22/2009 6:27:40 AM PDT
by
KeyLargo
To: BenLurkin
They left the stadium Griese?
Definitely the pun of the day.
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posted on
08/22/2009 6:27:44 AM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics.)
To: KeyLargo
The dolphins ARE trained to throw water a long distance from their pool, so the author’s argument that since Dolphins don’t have arms they can’t throw the water is silly.
A better argument, should one be needed, would be the huge signs posted all along the wall of the tank that says “you will get wet”, along with the caution signs and the big marked area called the “soak zone”.
Sad that we actually need signs, but I’m betting they had all the signs they needed.
I was walking in Smoky Mountain National Park last week, along a mountain trail to a waterfall, and all along the trail they had signs that said there were steep dropoffs and you needed to watch your children.
But the signs weren’t in spanish..... :-)
To: KeyLargo
Attack of the killer dolphins.
If this woman couldn’t figure out that water is slippery and she should watch her step, she shouldn’t be allowed outside for the rest of her life. God help he if it should rain.
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posted on
08/22/2009 6:30:04 AM PDT
by
Cheburashka
(Stephen Decatur: you want barrels of gunpowder as tribute, you must expect cannonballs with it.)
To: Dr. Sivana
To: KeyLargo
So long and thanks for all the fish. So sad it had to come to this.
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posted on
08/22/2009 6:30:37 AM PDT
by
AD from SpringBay
(We deserve the government we allow.)
To: KeyLargo
*Portrait of
the artist John Edwards as a young man*
Revised book title..........
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posted on
08/22/2009 6:35:41 AM PDT
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Dr. Ursus
Flipper unfortunately regressed and got a job at McDonalds.......
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posted on
08/22/2009 6:37:01 AM PDT
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: KeyLargo
Calling John Edwards...calling John Edwards.
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posted on
08/22/2009 6:37:38 AM PDT
by
ladyvet
(WOLVERINES!!!!!)
To: AD from SpringBay
"So long and thanks for all the fish. So sad it had to come to this."
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posted on
08/22/2009 6:38:43 AM PDT
by
KeyLargo
To: KeyLargo
"If you're sitting in the first twelve rows
There's something you ought to know.
It's a fifty-fifty bet
You'll get one hundred percent wet."
To: ladyvet
"Calling John Edwards...calling John Edwards."
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posted on
08/22/2009 6:43:06 AM PDT
by
KeyLargo
To: CharlesWayneCT
and all along the trail they had signs that said there were steep dropoffs and you needed to watch your children.
On narrow trails with steep dropoffs, I don't need signs telling me to be careful.
In fact, the only sign needed that I would likely ignore would be the one that said "Don't be a chicken, you can make it...."
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posted on
08/22/2009 6:44:45 AM PDT
by
Hot Tabasco
(Who's your Long Legged MacDaddy?)
To: KeyLargo
Too stupid to walk and pay attention to the ground at the same time. Probably so out of shape that when she fell she needed 6 people to hoist her up. I bet she was wearing heels to the zoo too, and pissed and moaned the whole time about having to walk.
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posted on
08/22/2009 6:48:06 AM PDT
by
King Moonracer
(Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
08/22/2009 6:48:39 AM PDT
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KeyLargo
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