Report Reveals CIA Conducted Mock Executions (Oh the horror! /sarc)

msnbc ^ | 8/21/2009 | Mark Hosenball and Michael Isikoff

[theDentist]

That’s bothersome... “Mock” execution. Why a mock one? Execute one or two and they’ll fight to get to the front of the line to give up friends/plans/whatever. Then execute one and say his story was made up... this is a good time to clarify the confessions....

[muawiyah]

The CIA stuff was all fake, but Fur Shur I could use a power drill on Isikoff without much prompting. I've got some nearly foot long highspeed machine drills suitible for cutting holes in engine blocks ~ and they'd go right in cleaner'n snot ~ cut through bone, cartilege, gristle, phlegm, bile and whatever.

All voluntary stuff though. I wouldn't want to do that to some guy you needed to tie down.

[btcusn]

That’s bothersome... “Mock” execution. Why a mock one? Execute one or two and they’ll fight to get to the front of the line to give up friends/plans/whatever. Then execute one and say his story was made up... this is a good time to clarify the confessions....

Sewing the dead one up in a pigskin in front of the live one wouldn’t hurt either.
Jack

[tobyhill]

Exactly. Interrogations are supposed to be scary otherwise no one would ever give up info.

[theDentist]

You can bet the Scarecrow of the House will have her tighty whiteys in a bunch over this report.

[Jeff Chandler]

The Democrats and Democrat media behave in real life EXACTLY the way they do in Vince Flynn novels.

[marron]

They threatened him with a gun. Thats not a mock execution.

Mock executions, ask any Cuban who’s done time, they’ll tell you about mock executions. Threatening to shoot someone if he doesn’t talk, brother, after 911 that would be a promise, not a threat.

[marron]

Again, just to mark the occasion, we have Democrats giving up classified information during wartime.

[doc1019]

Just the sound of a wood chipper would make most sons of allah give up everything including their lunch. ;-)

[Zeppo]

Let me see if I have this straight:

This article, which relies on statements from unidentified sources, was co-written by Michael Isikoff.

Wasn't it Michael Isikoff who wrote the article falsely claiming that the American military flushed a Koran down the toilet in Guantanamo? Didn't that story end up getting people killed by Islamist fanatics?

So, tell me again, why should I believe any of the allegations in the article? And, how many people are going to be murdered by Islamist fanatics as a result of this article?

[tobyhill]

Just another MSM generated distraction to get the Rats off the hook for their failed Government Controlled Healthcare plans.
They can only reach for the Blame Bush play for so long before people figure it out.

[tobyhill]

I sure hope they did everything written in the article because according to the article they got good info.

[Covenantor]

For field expedient use, the manual kit is better.

[muawiyah]

Hmmm, good choice ~ a brace and bit ~ get up in their face Fur Shur.

I have a hub drill that was used to drive a hole into a piece of wood that would then be turned on a hub lathe.

Now that's a drill!

[rep-always]

Too bad they were “mock”. Should have been real ones.

[Covenantor]

Now that’s a drill!

Indeed!

Check the url of my posted image...it’s the other half of the joke.

Sort of like Lubyanka being situated across from Children’s World in Moscow.

[gwilhelm56]

That’s ALL ??? What a WASTE of good talent... we need several REAL Executions... I can think of several Congressmen You could START WITH.

[zerosix]

Oh, the “inhumanity” of this - unlike say, the genuine executions of Daniel Pearl, the airmen in Black Hawk Down or our men dragged through the streets of Iraq.

[gwilhelm56]

**Sewing the dead one up in a pigskin in front of the live one wouldn’t hurt either.**

Especially after making them watch the skinning of the still moving pig. 1 pig to EFF up the day of several Muzzies... Small price to pay... or put it to use and Barbeque it for the troops.