You posed an interesting hypothetical and I answered. Legal insurance is becoming quite common in some markets. It is a “right” is not so ridiculous a scenario as you might think—given the equal access to the courts crowd.
Further, it’s an interesting argument tactic to compare the current issue to one similar, and point out the flaws in one system, thus discrediting the other. Reductio ad absurdum and all that.
Now if you will excuse me, I have to get back to drinking blood and living off the wealth of the productive members of society.
Bill Compton from True Blood, is that you?
I don’t dislike lawyers, just all of the ones in government.