Laugh away, swarthy, I just turned you in to The Anointed One for making fun of this very serious matter. What if a child were to overhear your lame attempt at humor and actually eat ice cream, a chip, even God help us, a cookie!
Put down the corn dog. Step away from the vehicle.
40 posted on 08/20/2009 1:58:35 PM PDT by Kenny Bunk
(Congratulations Obama Voters! You are not prejudiced. Unpatriotic, maybe. Dumb definitely.)
Speaking of which, using crispy wide bacon strips to scoop up slightly softened and melted ice cream has met with great approval from boys in the under 10 range.
48 posted on 08/20/2009 2:15:34 PM PDT by swarthyguy
(MEAT, the new tobacco. Your right to eat meat ends where my planetary ecosystem begins.)