[Dr. Eckleburg]

It seems you are way too given to "conspiracy theories," and "tribalist thinking."

Hmmm, I would say your assumption falls under the heading of "mind-reading."

Hopefully you'll get some able assistance for your ailing Mac so you can eventually help us identify this "global authority" your pope is pushing to control our country and the rest of the planet.

[betty boop]

apparently the screen goes blank forever when you drop it in the driveway.

Oh, probably that would do it for sure....