it's as though . . . [fiction for illustration folks]
BENEBONKER is a recreaional axe murderer.
He has written a new MANIFESTO FOR RECREATIONAL AXE MURDERERS.
It is mostly page after page extolling the blessings of society being free, by his recreational pursuits, of drug dealers, rapists, super corrupt bureaucrats and politicians, gang bangers, satanic abuse torturers of children etc.
He waxes very poetic about how the children of such creatures have been spared following in their parents' footsteps because BENEBONKER stepped up to the plate and for kicks offed their parents head(s) with his trusty axe.
There's a touching vignette about Merry Mary who gets to go to Parochial school and eventually becomes a Dr serving the Watootsies in Africa . . . instead of growing up drug addicted, stealing, stabbing family members and costing us care in prison, had her daddy not been offed by BENEBANGER'S trusty axe.
And there's the story of Peripatetic Peter who was spared a life of crime and attened a Parochial school eventually graduating as a top flight geologist and hydrologist now diggine wells for dozens of poor tribes in Africa, SE Asia and South America . . . vs becoming a gang rapist and drug dealer had his daddy lived vs being offed by BENEBONKER'S trusty axe.
And, of course, there's the 100's of children of such horrific parents who are now learning to love and be loved instead of learning to rape and be raped.
It's all quite touching.
Of course, there is this one paragraph wherein BENEBANGER really gets going on how much fun the blood and gore of a well described axe murder is. But folks don't need to pay attention to that.
There's lots of wonderful discussion in page after page of the great lives children are now having BECAUSE of those wonderful axe murders. So, please ignore the gory paragraph. Just keep in mind all the children who've been saved--saved to lives full of TRUTH IN LOVE AND TAUGHT THE EVERLASTING WONDERS OF SUBSIDIARITY and INTEGRAL MUTUAL BENEVOLENCE etc. etc. etc.
All due to the thoughtful recreational axe murdering of His Unholiness--BENEBONKER.
/Sar
Surely he, like our illustrious president, has a ‘ghost writer’ who writes this gobbledegoop for him to spiel to the unwashed masses. They may never understand what he says, but they know it’s something good.