Well we must immediately sue the flu !
Call the EEOC.
The flu is unfairly singling out certain groups in the population for flu-like symptoms.
Or... we could just infect the other groups in the population to the same percentage level as the most affected group... and everything would be equal and fair !
But we could get a huge settlement from the lawsuit...
GMTA! How dare this flu pick on the poor, the down-trodden, and the Democrat voters.
Did the evil Cheney design this with the approval of Bush, or did Soros pay for this flu in order to take out those who would not do his bidding? Only time will tell, but I am certain the lamestream media will sound byte the flu news to death and have everyone conditioned in a short matter of time to believe what they (the lamestream media) believe.