The definition of Christian is a follower of Christ.
I have no idea if he’d enjoy a good book.
Christ did speak in allegories, on purpose, in fact, so the method has been in use for a long time.
Humorless dour Christians like you do more harm to the spreading of the Gospel than anything I can think of. Who would want to be like you? A miserable, sad, person.
“Humorless dour Christians like you do more harm to the spreading of the Gospel than anything I can think of. Who would want to be like you? A miserable, sad, person.”
Huh? What? Who are you talking about? I gather that you’re casting me in a preconceived mold of something you heard or read about. Your description doesn’t fit me.
You have yet to discover the joy of a direct relationship with God in Christ Jersus. Once you do, you will put away your fiction because the reality is so much better.
The joy of the Lord is my strength. It can be yours, too.