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To: DieHard the Hunter

That is only required of Republicans.


13 posted on 08/17/2009 10:15:59 AM PDT by BlueAngel
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To: BlueAngel

Maybe you need the services of the Sheriff of Boone County to pull over his motorcade when it crosses county line...

“But, but... Don’t you know who I AM??? I’m the President of the United States!”

“Shore yew is, son. Shore yew is. Lemme see some Eye-Dee... Hmmm. Driver’s license looks faked. Passport? Why that’s faked, too. Birth Certificate? Well, well, well! What have we got here? ‘Driving without valid faked EYE-DEE’ — now THAT has gotta be ee-legal! Y’all gonna have to be guests of the County for a wee spell. Step out of the ve-hick-le, ten fingers on the bumper. Yer unnerarrest. Nice car, steal it?”

I’m sure the Sheriff would get to the bottom of things quick-smart:

“Listen Mister whatsyername? Immanual? Ah don’t care if he thinks he’s the King of Siam. He’s in my county lock-up, and there he stays until someone produces some valid Eye-DEE.”


29 posted on 08/17/2009 10:27:32 AM PDT by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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