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To: Ultra Sonic 007
17- QUESTION: Will rationing occur due to the fact that illegal aliens will not pay anything for their healthcare, and are there minority "set asides" in the bill for African Americans in terms of scholarships for the medical field, a quota of doctors and nurses who will be forced to work in inner cities and provide care, even if it is against their will? Is there a "Minority HealthCare Board" in the bill?

Answer: No. Everything is all chocolate rivers and rainbow skies. Everything will be free, and in fact, you will get paid $20.00 in cash, plus get a Golden Ticket when you visit the doctor. Oopma Loompas will perform all surgeries, and those will be free too. Minorities will get more care, but this is to even out years of oppressive discrimination against them, so have another Everlasting Gob-stopper and forget about it.


25 posted on 08/17/2009 3:35:40 AM PDT by SkyPilot
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To: SkyPilot

If I don’t want Oompa Loompas to perform surgery on me, are there any other options? Does it make me a racist if Oompa Loompas give me the creeps?


40 posted on 08/17/2009 8:43:13 AM PDT by NaughtiusMaximus (Hey, Mr. Obama, please don't kill my gramma! NO on socialist healthcare!)
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