Hi Hill! I know you and Bill are big time closet Free Republic lurkers so I know you’ll get this message.
Now would make the perfect time for you Hill to break away from that young, impertinent usurper of your spot and start taking him down.
Bill, you know how pissed you are that fairy tale man robbed you of the ability to gadfly around the world as first husband. Start the revenge payback now.
You guys know how to go for the kill. Do it now!