Yeah, and it would have Zero face value.
Although, it could be made negative, so as to reduce the postage, in case your other stamp is too big. That would be rather profoundly appropriate, wouldn't it?
Well then they would be spitting on Zero, wouldn’t they be?
The problem is people would spit on the wrong side...
This is a great assumption and likely accurate for 2 reasons! The real Americans would intentionally spit on the front side and the Obamabots would ignorantly lick the front side not knowing better.