[DieHard the Hunter]

> He the micro miniskirt in such a way as to make it possible to see his equipment if he bent over.

Trying to picture how that would work. If he bent over people could probably see his arse. I don’t see how bending over would expose his wedding tackle at all, unless he had some bizarre slit up the front...

[Lucius Cornelius Sulla]

I take it that you don't remember the famous scene in the movie Basic Instinct, when Sharon Stone crossed her legs. If she had male equipment it would have been very obvious.