Here's to his health!
Tis but a flesh wound.
The Pakistani Taliban’s leader Baitullah Mehsud is gravely ill, his top aide has told the BBC.
Maulan Nur Syed denied this was linked in any way to claims Baitullah Mehsud was killed in a US missile strike on Wednesday in a remote tribal area.
“ER, he’s just pining for the fiords.”, Syed said.
Dang. Get well soon. </s>