[Melas]

Your attitude is why so many kids are killed on bicycles and in swimming pools every year.

For the record, I'm against bicycling in swimming pools. Drowning is a horrible way to die.

[Blue Jays]

That poster is deliberately being obtuse as a component of a shopworn gag that has lost its sparkle.

[SUSSA]

I gather you aren’t opposed to kids playing in traffic or irresponsible adults putting them in very dangerous situations.