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To: editor-surveyor
Love your hair doo!

It goes with your philosophy well.

Oh dear, you seem to be confused. Please allow me to explain. Person "A" (that's you) makes statements which indicate that he's a conspiracy theorist. Person "B" (that's me!) then posts a picture of a goofy-looking guy wearing a strange hat. You may not be familiar with the significance of this headwear; please read the following short article. Take your time, I'm not going anywhere.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tinfoil_hat

Tum te tum....hey, you're back! Now do see how the picture refers to person A rather than person B? It's a good thing I'm here to clear these sorts of things up for you. As you can now tell, this is indicative of your philosophy, not mine.

Shilling for the death culture is pretty much regular employment

More conspiracies! Why, they're everywhere! Who's behind it all? The Bavarian Illuminati, The Discordian Society, The UFOs, The Servants of Cthulhu, The Bermuda Triangle, or The Gnomes of Zürich? Or maybe (cue ominous music) it's all of them!

in this twisted, degenerated country

Huh. I've always considered the United States of America to be the greatest country on Earth. I hesitate to say that I'm more patriotic than someone, but when he openly despises the good 'ole U. S. of A...well, if the shoe fits, wear it, I say.

so you need not fear being treated to the conspiracy laws.

Really? Really and truly? That's such a load off my mind. At last I well be able to sleep well, no longer fearing that knock on the door at 3 AM.

We have more than our share of shills here

It's a conspiracy I tell you!

and you have much in common with them: Limited cognition, no knowledge of god’s word, and a weird idea of what science is.

Your views are politically correct, but most illogical.

I'm PC? Hm...better do a checklist.

Let's see. I want to repeal the '34 and '68 gun control acts, I support increased defense spending, I'd eliminate foreign aid, I'm in favor of a (low) flat tax, I oppose all affirmative action, I think business is over-regulated, I'm opposed to socialized medicine, I support the war on Islamic Fascism, I want to stop illegal immigration, I think we should be building lots of nuclear power plants, and I laugh at environmental activists. Oh, and I also don't want creationism taught in public schools.

Gosh...you found me out. Could I be more PC?

Oh, and that yellow shirt? It’s you! (and your cohort named himself quite well)

Remember: "A", not "B".

189 posted on 08/12/2009 9:11:36 PM PDT by GL of Sector 2814 (One man's "magic" is another man's engineering. "Supernatural" is a null word. -- R A Heinlein)
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To: GL of Sector 2814

You’re right about one and only one thing:

You aren’t going anywhere! - Stuck in the PC mud.

(and I do like your yellow shirt)


191 posted on 08/13/2009 11:10:26 AM PDT by editor-surveyor (The beginning of the O'Bummer administration looks a lot like the end of the Nixon administration)
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