Where the heck is the ACLU. Nevermind.
The ACLU is out checking library computers trying to catch grandma as she sets up those new Hot mail and Yahoo mail accounts.
By now those little old ladies have signed up flag@gov on thousands of email lists.
I can see it now, the Viagra emails flooding flag@gov
Not to worry the ACLU will track down gran if the federal czars don't get her first.