Here’s what I wrote:
To: flag@whitehouse.gov
Subject: Fishy healthcare rumors
Hi, I heard you wanted us to send you links to sites that were spreading untrue rumors about the new healthcare proposals. Here’s one where I’ve found several false rumors being spread:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/issues/health_care/
Now that I’ve denounced this thoughtcrime to the Ministry of Truth, will I get a pat on the head from Big Brother? If I denounce nine more sites, do I get a patch to wear proudly on my coveralls?
Yours in AmSoc,
Comrade Sarah
P.S. Frickin’ READ THE BILLS. Start with the Bill of Rights.
That’s excellent!
Nice