Dear flag@whitehouse.gov
On Tuesday, August 4, I overheard Mr. Charles U. Farley of 683 Evergreen Terrace in a conversation in an adjoining booth in the local Dennys. Mr. Farley is a retired welder, and he expressed to his son some concerns about how the healtcare plan might affect his Medicare benefits. At the time, Mr. Farley was foisting a huge cost upon the healthcare system by consuming a Double Bacon Slam with an estimated calorie count of 1300. He was also overheard to describe former Governor Sarah Palin as a “pretty hot tomato”. Mr. Farley left Dennys in a dark green 1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass which I would classify as a “clunker”. I would be willing to pour a sodium silicate solution into the crankcase upon receipt of coded orders from Rahm in the usual dead-drop. Sincerely yours, Joe Deepthroat.
I cannot thank you enough for a wonderful time laughing at your post.
Beware if the dead-drop is in Ft. Marcy Park!
Coded orders? You mean they haven't sprung for a Capt. Midnight secret decoder ring?